THE BLOWWY
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Some are funny. Some are genius. Some are already classics.
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In 2027, we’ll reach out to the people behind the comments that made us laugh the hardest and send each featured legend a US$50 USD gift card.
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@ryancarter92 I had an ex with the same name
A good blowwy starts or wraps up any good party
@benji.hughes This isn't what I meant I wanted for Christmas babe!
Once you get married, does the warranty run out?
@tmillz_ That name made it through a boardroom meeting
My Uber driver would like to personally thank whoever named and invented this thing.
@luke.bennett23 Nothing says adulthood like bringing a breathalyzer to pre-drinks and still calling it Blowwy.
My mum said this is the most responsible stupidly-named thing I've ever bought.
@alexturner.jpg The only thing at the party with better judgement than all of us combined.
Bought it for safety. Kept it because watching everyone argue with a tiny screen is objectively hilarious.